UMMOAELEUUEE
No. of copies: 3
LANGUAGE: SPANISH
Country: Spain
(For the recipient and his interested brothers, full permission to disclose)
A CLARIFICATION ABOUT OUR HANDWRITING AND DRAWINGS.
Friend Xaps of OYAGAA:
We need to tell you something that will no doubt surprise you, but at the same time will clarify your thinking and spare you needless and sterile lucubrations. Many years ago, and to your surprise, we told some interlocutors on OYAGAA that we had not known an institution such as money, as you understand it, and that in a very short time we had passed from remuneration by means of precious stones and other natural objects of UMMO DIRECTLY TO WHAT YOU CALL CREDIT. This phase, whose abuses you are now suffering in your particular “dark night”, we too suffered in the past, together with other calamities and atrocities that we try to forget. In fact our material relations are still measured today through a kind of social debit or credit that each of my brothers and I myself on UMMO owe to or receive from the whole of our brothers. Well then, in the same vein, and incredible as it may seem to you, we have never cultivated on UMMO disciplines like many that come spontaneously and familiarly to you, when they are not downright inevitable. We refer expressly to ART and all its manifestations.
Do not forget that our UUYII, only latent in you, was rapidly engrammed in our behaviour, and this made the transmission of ideas and concepts, as well as of images and shapes, always almost automatic, so that we are not accustomed to accompanying our communications or explanations with drawings or diagrams. Likewise, my brothers of the past did not need paintings or sketches to portray people, since they were capable of OANEAOYOYO, through the mere use of brain concentration and its telepathic extension, features and figures that the receiver perceived with operational clarity. On the other hand, no doubt driven by BUUAAWUAA BIIAEEII, on UMMO we had very early access -in terms relative to yours- to the creation of a technology (specifically the production of texts, drawings, plans etc... which, incidentally, were hardly used in the past except for OYAUMMAAEE OO) directly through digital methods and electronic elements with an acceptable degree of sophistication; never in our schools have we been initiated, nor have we initiated our UUGEEYIEE, in disciplines such as artistic or technical drawing, calligraphy, the illumination of forms, or artistic sculpture or architecture. Nor, although this is no doubt due to our genetic configuration, are we able to compose music. Curiously, however, we value it highly. Take good note of what follows:
WE LEARNED GREGARIOUSLY FROM SOME OF YOUR BROTHERS TO WRITE IN YOUR SCRIPTS AND TO DEPICT REALITY BY MEANS OF THE REPRESENTATION OF ILLUMINATED FORMS.
Although most of the drawings and handwriting sent to your brothers in the past were made by brothers of yours who collaborated with us in exchange for material incentives, some, however, were the work of our brothers, BUT CLUMSILY COPYING THE STYLE OF THE COLLABORATORS WHO HELPED US (1). Think of your masters of painting and how their pupils or followers paint pictures that closely resemble their masters' art. That is because they voluntarily decide to follow the master to the point of being confused with him. My brothers and I decided years ago on OYAGAA to do without collaborators, maintaining a certain relationship with them until they died or were incapacitated by age or illness. For some time now the softness of the keyboards of your computers, and devices we fit to those keyboards, have allowed us to write the letters ourselves, something impossible for us with your old mechanical machines. The handwriting on the envelopes, or the drawings or notes we have sent in years past (you have hardly received any in recent years), were made by me or my brothers crudely copying the style of those of your brothers who taught us in the past. We beg your pardon for the clumsiness of the final product, but set aside lucubrations on the matter. You remain alienated (check the semantic origin of the word) by an intelligent brother of yours whose name we will not write, since our Formal Ethics forbids it (although you know whom we mean)
This brother of yours, who was extremely useful to us (we beg you not to interpret this word in its strict pragmatic meaning) in the past, HAS NOT REPRESENTED US ON OYAGAA FOR YEARS. He is right when he points to our dissociation from him after his serious stroke [Paragraph deleted by the recipient]
But you, in your persistent OAENEA IAWA OOGOO, PREFER TO GO ON LOOKING AT THE FINGER THAT POINTS TO THE STAR, in the words of the beautiful poems of your Bengali brother Sir Rabindranath Tagore.
Because of the harm we know we continue to inflict on you, my superiors are considering ABORTING any attempt to communicate with you in the future. We prefer that you keep a healthy distance from us, that gentle scepticism we have detected in almost all your brothers (monitored by us), formerly fanatical defenders of our identity and today more sensibly settled in a comforting doubt. We repeat once more: DO NOT BELIEVE US; that is more gratifying for us and relieves us of the heavy burden of the sufferings caused you by that FAITH. We thought that validation through a seal disclosed very restrictively and authenticated by its long disuse (as one of you has intelligently understood) would be sufficient proof to convince you of our identity (all the more so if we consider the enormous intellectual and moral level of the sister of yours we chose as a possible interface). Instead we see once again that your emotions prevail over your AADOOAUGOOA (logical reasoning), something any UUGEEYIEE of yours would avoid (if it had the anachronous equivalent age of ours), since it does not yet suffer the immoral contamination of its parents, which, like UUREAOUU (a kind of non-xylophagous woodworm that attacks our old buildings on UMMO made of native material), invades the defenceless infant to the astonishment of its parents, ignorant of the harm they unconsciously spread. We have verified once again, in the OEMMII of your brother XX (erase these initials, Mr Xaps, when you circulate this missive), the havoc wrought by an Eclectic Culture and, what is worse, the deep harm it inflicts on him, for there is no more painful situation than OOUEOUEELEWEEOO (a kind of harmful and painful syncretism that afflicted our otherwise great scientist WIE 1, an illustrious scientist on the one hand and seriously ill on the other, since she believed herself a direct descendant of the OGIAA, great quasi-omnipotent chiefs of bygone times, and later required OOALAUULOO treatment) [Four lines erased]
give your brother XX the envelope enclosed with this letter WITHOUT OPENING IT AND THEREFORE WITHOUT READING IT. We regret asking you to be our accomplice in this matter. But believe us, it is necessary to act thus. We beg your collaboration. YOU HAVE NOTHING TO FEAR. The letter contains a report with transcendent information entirely new to you.
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WE CANNOT FOR THE MOMENT PRESENT OURSELVES TO YOU IN OEBUMAEOEMMII, as we know you would wish. Only 17 of your brothers on OYAGAA, still alive today, have seen our OEMMII, and all of them have kept exquisite secrecy about the fact or have even distorted our identity, following our instructions. Do not fall into (what you call) the arrogance of thinking that, because one of you has not seen or been approached by one of my brothers or (what is even more unimaginable) by other alien OEMMII who visit you, THESE OR THOSE DO NOT EXIST. Nor can we, since we are not authorized to do so, as you have tried to suggest, enter into a game of answering your naive questions spoken aloud or in more or less explicit messages sent by you or simply sketched in texts on your computers. When UMMOAELEUUE authorizes us, you will receive a report on what you call reincarnation, but you must first read and assimilate the content of your brother XX's letter if he gives you a copy, and if not we will compensate you with another copy. As for the letters received by your brothers in the country France, we are not yet authorized to pronounce on them. I beg your pardon for my personal clumsiness in offering it to you prematurely.
My hand on your chest, sir, with a pained feeling.
Written by XOOAII 5, son of XOOAII 3
Submissive to IRAA 4, son of IRAA 3
