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D41-11 Sex in the UMMO couple - sex education
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The electromagnetic Field generated by an AAXOO (NUCLEAR-BASED OSCILLATOR CAPABLE OF EMITTING GREAT POWER) can be modified to control both the gentle oscillations of the WOIOA (A KIND OF DIVAN) and its position in space.
When GEE (HUSBAND) and YIIE (WIFE) wish to bring their respective WOIOA together, they need only encode the appropriate commands by means of an acoustic signal of inaudible frequency. To specialists in Computers or electronic data processing we shall mention, as a curious piece of news, that the ultrasonic transducers that pick up the coded commands do not send the signal directly to the servomechanisms or BUUTZGOIA. These data first pass through a XANMOO (A KIND OF COMPUTER) that analyses the logical character of the commands. If the person who emitted the ultrasonic whistle has made an explicable error, the XANMOO carries out a rapid statistical analysis of the probability that such a signal might be emitted at that moment. (For example, it may be absurd that at 70 UIW, when everyone is asleep, someone should issue the command to hide the WOIOA (BED) in the floor. The command is then not obeyed, unless the measure is justified by means of new coded signals.
In reality all the automatic equipment on UMMO has these logical analysis devices. You yourselves must understand how a civilization that enjoys a high degree of automation must be protected from the involuntary errors of our brothers. A badly modulated signal when we are travelling, for example, in any UEWA (VEHICLE) could cause a catastrophe if its mechanisms did not have this reliability check on human commands.
The two WOIOA (LEVITATING FOAM BEDS) draw closer until they are level with each other. Wife and husband may, if they wish, begin their conjugal contact.
Our sexual relations unfold on a different plane from earthly ones. In the first place, sexual Psychology differs from that of the OEMII (MEN AND WOMEN) of this Planet.
Education takes place according to different canons and, lastly, the practices and habits acquired of course show specific differences. We shall try to summarize so complex a subject.
Sexual evolution) proceeds along physiological and psychological channels that show marked discrepancies. In the first place, puberty begins in UGEE AND UUYIE (CHILDREN) at about 14 earth years for the former, while the first menstruation of the latter occurs between 15.5 and 16.6.
An important factor to consider is the location of the skin areas associated with a marked erogenous tone. In the YIE (WOMAN) these erogenous zones are located in the external reproductive organs, belly and buttocks, breasts and hips. The greatest insensitivity is found in the facial areas (not even the lips), thighs and throat. In the GEE (MALE) the location for the tendencies of the female libido is directed at the reproductive organ, belly and buttocks.
It will not surprise you, then, that the kiss totally lacks sexual meaning among us. This practice, known only on this Planet Earth, may be considered repulsive among us, since, lacking an erotic purpose, we regard it as unhygienic and sterile.
The initiation of orgasm generally takes place by tactile means with the hands. Caresses directed at the erogenous zones produce in us an emotional-sexual content far greater than that achieved by you.
The technique of coitus, on the other hand, shows great analogy with those practised in the West of the Planet Earth. We do not know, and moreover we have verified the uselessness of, certain forms recommended in Hindu and Japanese Philosophy. Two differences, however, we can point out: Defloration is never performed by any person other than the husband. There is thus no technique of Hymenectomy in the surgical practice carried out by specialists in “medicine”.
We measure Pleasure (NOT ONLY SEXUAL PLEASURE) by assessing a function reflected by a range of electrostatic fields generated by the cerebral cortex. This allows us to point out to you, as a curiosity, that the duration of orgasm and its relative intensity are much more balanced between Man and Woman on UMMO than among Earthlings, among whom the duration is more pronounced in the female sex.
Sexual Psychology is of as marked an importance for us as among the inhabitants of this Planet. However, everything related to the reproductive function is entirely free of prejudices and (as you call them) “TABOOS”.
Sex education for our UUGEEYIE (BOYS AND GIRLS) begins at an earlier age than that corresponding to the threshold of adolescence. The training is, moreover; imbued with a deep religious sense.
None of the biological functions awakens in us a greater identification with WOA (GOD) than the genetic one. We do not understand how some civilizations of Earth have adulterated and masked one of the most fascinating processes of Life, as if they were ashamed of what WOA (GOD) has generated. We few members of this small group of men of UMMO sent to the Iberian Peninsula were surprised to observe the series of paternalistic myths that parents introject into children's minds.
Concealing the truth by means of sentimental legends about “storks” (among other examples) barbarously deforms the embryonic education of the UUGEEYIE. How can earthly adults be surprised that their children, on gaining access to the truth, albeit also deformed by their young schoolmates; lose all respect for and trust in the “Word of the Parents”?
The first stage of this education is begun by our brothers of UMMO personally with their children, long before they enter the UNAWO UI (TEACHING CENTRES).
The orientation is guided by the advice of the World Network of Computers (XANMOO AYUBAA), which indicates to the parents, according to the psychology of each child, the didactic path to follow and resolves doubts of a certain level.
The pedagogical process almost always takes place inside the UULODAXAABI. This is a chamber or room never missing from the XAABIUANNAA (DWELLINGS) of our UMMO. Generally located in the highest part of the superstructure of the XAABI, it has the shape of a perfectly hemispherical dome (access is through the floor, since its spheroidal wall has no doors).
By means of coded commands the whole spherical surface of the UULODAXAABI displays a three-dimensional image that completely surrounds the individual, giving him the sensation of being immersed in the very midst of the action. You can imagine it as a cinema using “Cinerama” techniques in which the Screen has been extended to cover the whole possible field of vision except the supporting plane or floor.
Every home on UMMO has two sources for capturing images. One of its own, consisting of an AAXOO UAXOO unit (TRANSMITTER-RECEIVER), stores by means of a static unit of DIIO (TITANIUM) the three-dimensional chromatic signals that are to make up the image.
The system of Image integration differs absolutely from the one used by earthly Television systems, in which the image is explored or scanned by a dynamic beam of cathode rays. The image we obtain, on the contrary, reaches the UEIM GAA EIMII (DISPLAY SCREEN) simultaneously by means of countless terminal cells of as many optical fibres, whose cross-sections are only a few earth microns. In the visual perception of this image neither the persistence of retinal images nor the psychological effect or PHI phenomenon known to earthly specialists in Psychology plays any part.
This source of information, which we might call “domestic”, stores a copious graphic documentation. You may think that in our XAABII or dwellings we have a good library, albums of three-dimensional photographs and music or speech recorded on discs or tapes.
Nothing could be further from the truth. The graphic material used on our Planet is of a provisional character and is used only in certain cases. We regret to disappoint the specialists in Graphic Arts on Earth, but on our UMMO there is nothing resembling the processes of typesetting, Offset, Photogravure or Screen printing. Not even the processes bearing some resemblance to Xerographic reprography survive, nor to the modern processes you use for electrostatic projection of inks (NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH XEROCOPYING); we have therefore never known linotypes, and our old machines differed considerably from present-day flatbed presses, platen presses or the great earthly rotary presses. (READ THE ENCLOSED SUPPLEMENTARY REPORT).
Photographs and moving images are stored, encoded in the form of quantum states, within a crystal of Titanium. (Not a binary but a “duodecimal” system is used). Drawings, once traced on special sheets, are reproduced photostatically by a process different from the UULODOO (PHOTOGRAPHY: CAMERAS). Handwritten Texts are decoded automatically, transforming the clumsily traced strokes; into official Characters of our language. Speech receives a double treatment. The phonemes are recorded in their original version, to be reproduced later as you might do with a tape recorder, but at the same time the different words or sounds are analysed and transformed into official, legible characters. Each of these documents, so dear to the family, is classified with a series of code figures that allows it to be selected in due course. If one of our brothers wishes to read one of those texts, or to watch a sequence of moving images of an old family celebration, he goes to his UULODAXAABI and on a portion of the wide spherical GAA (SCREEN) can read the text or contemplate the image.
The second source of visual information is the XANMOO AYUBAA. This Network, which covers the whole of UMMO, not only provides advice on scientific functions, or offers its calculation services, or regulates the traffic of the UEWA, among many other services. It also sends all kinds of images to the inhabitants of the XAABII (DWELLINGS), from duplicated texts to panoramic views of the beautiful polar regions. From reproductions of old historical documents to simple pedagogical images for children's learning. From moving images (YOU WOULD CALL THEM CINEMATOGRAPHIC) filling the whole GAA (HEMISPHERICAL SCREEN), showing the manufacturing process of optical fibres in a Plant situated hundreds of KOAE away, to the sight of one of our children during the UAMII (MEAL) in the UNAWO UI (UNIVERSITY COLONY).
Well then: The YIE (WIVES) can begin their child's sex education by offering it, through the UULODAXAABI, a sequence of elementary diagrams or images showing the process of reproduction. We attach much more importance to teaching through images than earthlings do. The sobriety of colour and form in the drawings intended for teaching in the first years is carefully calibrated. A drawing or photograph that may satisfy a particular UUGEE (CHILD) may prove ineffective from the didactic point of view, and even counterproductive, for another child.
The little ones gradually become aware of the importance of the reproductive functions, linking their concepts to the idea of the Generation of the WAAM by WOA (GOD). From his earliest childhood the child appreciates the sublimity of motherhood. He begins early to understand and reason about the process of gestation. The tenderness with which a child surrounds his mother when she is in that state is a common reaction at the childhood stage.
But on the threshold of adolescence: (once Puberty has begun) onanistic habits may dangerously arise. On this point there is an evident parallel with earthlings. When the specialists of UMMO faced this problem, which affected almost 100% of the UGEE (BOYS) and 38% of the UUYIE (GIRLS), some thousands of UMMO years ago, they believed they had found the solution through control by Conditioned Reflexes. But the approach to the solution proved aberrant. The children were secretly monitored by equipment that, by detecting endocrine changes, revealed the moment the child began that practice. Instantly the youngster felt a sharp twinge caused by an electrostatic discharge that produced a strong inhibition in him.
The results were disastrous, as we shall report to you.
